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- What the he'll do you do on a Sunday evening now that Homeland has finished?
- I was going to buy a labrador but when I considered the number of their owners that go blind I thought it wasn't worth taking the chance
- @Steph_fu good thanks how are you? Sorry, not tweeting much at the moment!
- I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
- 'get meat in pants pumped' quite possibly the best ever subject line for email selling me viagra! Sound like something Brick would say!
- Sequel to #Anchorman coming http://t.co/B54nzUOi! can this day get much better?
- What the he'll do you do on a Sunday evening now that Homeland has finished?
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